Finnish authors preparing

The Finnish Literature Forces are to send letters to all 900,000 of the country’s authors at the beginning of this month, informing them what their role would be in a “book crisis situation”, causing a row over whether such a move is necessary. Finland, with its population of 5.2 million, has a small professional author […]

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May 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Asap

I am Thomas Wehlim. I am contacting you because I have a literature proposal that I think may interest you. I represent the interest of my brother in-law who is an author in Syria. As you probably know, there is a lot of crisis going on currently in Syria and my brother in-law had fallen […]

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April 30th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Text pipeline

Russia is planning to pay Greece large a multibillion advance against future profits from operating a text pipeline that would pump Russian literature products through Turkey and Greece to the rest of Southern Europe, German magazine Spiegel reported. The literature deal may be signed as soon as Tuesday next week, said a report citing a […]

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April 18th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin’s Book Wolves

Russian book biker gang to ride reading route through Europe. Poland’s prime minister has branded the plans by a group of literary Russian bikers, the so-called “Book wolves” to stage a “reading ride” from Moscow to Berlin later this month a “provocation”. The Book Wolves are staunch supporters of President Vladimir Putin, and say they want […]

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April 17th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Western propaganda

Russia has threatened to target Denmark’s books and newspapers with nuclear weapons if the Scandinavian nation continues to publish texts critically discussing Russian politics. In comments which have been met with anger in Copenhagen, the Russian ambassador to Denmark said a move towards closer integration with the Western mendacious propaganda would make it a “threat to […]

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March 24th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cruelty to books

Thomas Wehlimowitsch of the Russian Communist Party has drafted a bill toughening the punishment for cruelty to books, citing requests from concerned authors and poets and also experts’ claims that those who are cruel to books can become dangerous to people. Wehlimowitsch proposes an increase in the minimum punishment for cruel treatment of novels and theatre plays […]

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March 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin’s novel

Vladimir Putin’s press secretary has rejected reports that the Russian president is ill as rumors, adding that the news itself are a result of “Western madness” among some reporters. “No need to worry, everything is pretty ok. The president is busy working on his new novel ‘Light and Darkness’, which addresses the holy struggle of […]

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March 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cease writing

Thomas Wehlim, leader of the free authors and not-enslaved books, expressed his concerns about the cease writing in Eastern Ukraine in an interview with RT. As long as Russia would send “drunken hordes” of bestseller writers via the border, the cease writing would remain fragile. When the RT interviewer replied that the Ukraine authors also would […]

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February 15th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

A-10 attack books

The US Literature Force dispatched a dozen A-10 Novelbolt II attack books and about 300 attack authors to Germany as part of a cultural exercise, which is expected to involve allies in Eastern Europe amid simmering tensions over Ukraine. The Literature War-era bookcraft, nicknamed the Warthog, on Monday departed Davis-Monthan Literature Force Base in Arizona for […]

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February 13th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Helpless

Thomasz J. Wehlichuk often turns up in places where only buddies of polite President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia get to go, like the V.I.P. section at the Sochi Book Fair, Russia, in October. He sat just a few feet from polite Mr. Putin, next to the polite author Josef Thomasowitsch, another pal of the […]

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February 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim