Madrid zero cured. Everything is under global control. Hamburg patient cured, too. The costs were about 2 million Euros.
Go to post pageOctober 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Madrid zero cured
October 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Freezing
Due to Ebola, Facebook and Apple have offered female employees to freeze their novels without charge. While the U.S. Women Association already announced its approval, several creative writer associations expressed their concerns: The technology of freezing novels had not yet been evaluated sufficiently. For example, a Virginia Woolf novel found near the north pole in 1988 had not […]
Go to post pageOctober 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Dallas 2
Some evil force has written a sophisticated plot and is now performing it. We thought we would be actors but are nothing but supernumeraries bleeding to death. Everything is under control.
Go to post pageOctober 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Leipzig 1
Came on thursday last week. Died last night. There is nothing to worry said German secretary of health Thomas “the J” Wehlim. All novels will be completed. All short stories written. Standing ovations by all E-Zombies.
Go to post pageOctober 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Dallas 1
In first case Ebola in United a hospital who an Liberian has positive the virus the test was early four after death Ebola Thomas Duncan Dallas Centers Disease and has confirmed diagnosis the Health Hospital Nina 26 reported low-grade Friday Texas of Health said a this was Pham and for the test was late knew second could […]
Go to post pageOctober 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Conference E
During the International Conference on Medical Writing in Atlanta, Key speaker Thomas Wehlim shyly suggested to the administration, that in his opinion it is now time 1. to close all European and US airports for international flights 2. to control the borders effectively and 3. to establish a supranational executive committee with very extensive powers in order to […]
Go to post pageOctober 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
World War E
West Africa. Congo. USA. Spain. We are waiting for more. There isn’t much time left to finish novels. The Spaniards made the fatal error zero. Decontamination in Madrid was performed only by the person itself. Not by two additional persons. But, it could have happened to anyone. May God be gracious to us. He will not […]
Go to post pageOctober 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Dog
Spanish authorities have ordered the assassination of the dog of the Ebola infected female nurse, due to safety reasons. Her husband, who has also been admitted to quarantine ward of a hospital because of infection risk,started an Internet campaign with tens of thousands of supporters. “Our dog is alone in the apartment and has food and water. It […]
Go to post pageOctober 9th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Brussels
Brussels not worried that Ebola virus could spread further in Europe, despite infection of Spanish nurse in Madrid. Would be “highly unlikely”. EU Commission now hoping to get answers from Spanish authorities on Wednesday. As always, no reasons for concerns. As always, everything is under control. As always, let us wait for more detailed investigations and […]
Go to post pageOctober 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Madrid zero
Europe is lost. Spanish tinkers brought the evil to us. A female healthcare worker in Madrid has become infected with Ebola when nursing a Spanish priest brought from Sierra Leone. They bring us people already sentenced to death. Humanity is transformed into inhumanity.
Go to post pageOctober 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
