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Hi Thomas, I thought you might find this helpful if you’re looking to publish a bestselling book. Steve Hardy from Franky Solutions offers a 90-day »Bestseller By Conspiracy« program that helps you: 1) Go from a blank page to a fully published book quickly and easily. 2) Add »Bestselling Author« to your bio and resume. […]

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December 17th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Audacity. Russia, a slowly cut bread.

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December 8th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


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October 24th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Itchy Authors

The National Sweet ltch Centre. Sweet-ltch advice. Bio-Plus Equine Capsules. Health through Immune lntegrity. BioPlus Capsules contain a unique formulation of bio-protein, which is listed in the EU FEFAC register. Trialled and proven to be safe. 3, 6 and 12 month packs from £75.00. Now available for itchy Composers and Painters. From £30 for […]

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October 8th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Help TJW

TJW is Probably Going To Have To Shut Down. TL; DR: On August 16th 2022 our bank told us they are closing our business accounts. We’ve had no luck finding a bank or credit union that will take us. Why WTF? In 2013 my wife and I incorporated our business in Ontario, Canada as Thomas […]

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October 5th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

You want

You never want to run away from an author, Zuchlewski said. You actually want to not turn your back. You want to make eye contact. You want to speak confidently with that writer so that he doesn’t view you as a novel character. He added that if an author is seen around a home, on […]

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October 3rd, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


United credit cards. Far higher. I misunderstood it.

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October 1st, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


On May 24th, 2023, NATO high resolution satellites discovered an extremely large number of new provisional camps along the entire African north coast. Further analysis revealed that these camps where not of a military nature, but most likely refugee camps overcrowded with approximately about 5,000 to 10,000 persons each. Estimates showed that in total about […]

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September 11th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Tetra Pak

In psychiatry, it is a well-known phenomenon that individuals on the road to cognitive decline create virtual instances or agents to explain events they do not understand or do not want to be responsible for. For example, an old couple I knew (call them my parents) invented Mr. Else, who had the unthankful task of […]

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July 30th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


New howitzers for all. These misguided transactions drive me insane. We couldn’t confirm your age. The search for Mr. Obergruppenführer.

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May 28th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim