Dog

Every day the Russians do not talk about their nuclear weapons and their determination to fight anyone betraying and threatening their holy country, every such day appears to us as a day of peace, of hope. We try to relax, to sit down in our rooms and on our verandas, attempting not to think what they may say […]

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March 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Saviors of Russia

President Putin, the first savior of Russia, announced that he will personally join the official investigations concerning the murder of opposition writer Thomsko Wehltsov, until the evil elements being responsible for this crime have been identified and punished. As a first action, he rode shirtless through the streets of Moscow and searched for members of Western […]

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March 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bestseller parade

NATO member Estonia has held a bestseller parade in border town of Narva, just 300 centimeters from the Russian border. Tallinn is a long-time critic of Moscow, which it accuses of having an aggressive book policy towards the Baltic nation. Tuesday’s bestseller parade was dedicated to Estonia’s Literature Day. Chief author commander Lt. Gen. John […]

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February 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

A-10 attack books

The US Literature Force dispatched a dozen A-10 Novelbolt II attack books and about 300 attack authors to Germany as part of a cultural exercise, which is expected to involve allies in Eastern Europe amid simmering tensions over Ukraine. The Literature War-era bookcraft, nicknamed the Warthog, on Monday departed Davis-Monthan Literature Force Base in Arizona for […]

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February 13th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character addresses

Th. J. Wehlim is accused in court to have sold illegally more than two million private addresses of novel characters. According to the lawyers of a large publisher association, Wehlim had automatically scanned nearly every novel of American literature of the last three decades, including all master works of Franzen, DFW and DeLillo, identified all characters and […]

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February 8th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character auction

As with former novels, world author Th. J Wehlim has now opened a new auction at Sotheby’s for a number of book characters for his next novel “Her name was Revenge”. During this auction, celebrities, politicians and artists can bid at the auction to be one of the book characters. The minimum bid for a main […]

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February 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Infiltration

Again, US president Wehlim accused Russia to continuously destabilize the East Ukraine book market by sending armed Russian book characters from trash novels over the border. Vice versa, Russian secretary of literature Wehlowitsch said entire Ukraine is controlled by American secret novelists who plan to annihilate all Slavic languages. As a consequence, both sides announced to […]

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February 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Greece Russian alliance

Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 6: The Greece Russian alliance 2015. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XIX, pp. 3-14.

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February 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sayings A

 A tumor in the brain is worth two in the guts STOP An author does not eat an author STOP A leg does not lie STOP A book that is read gathers no dust STOP A book speaks louder than its author STOP After the reading comes the writing STOP All roads lead to Wehlim STOP All that is […]

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January 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Zhirinovsky

Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda never existed STOP 9/11 was staged by US government and Mossad STOP US congress is occupied by Israeli secret forces STOP Russian atomic bombs should be brought to detonation in the North Atlantic to flood evil GB STOP Europe is suppressed by US STOP Baltic states, Finland and Poland belong […]

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January 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim