In a press conference at Phoenix, California, Thomas Wehlim announced that he has invented a new language called “Wehlima”. He characterized Wehlima as being a mixture of syllabary and picture writing with about 6,000 different symbols. He stated that he will now write all his novels in Wehlima. Contemporaneously, he would offer Wehlima training courses for literary […]
Go to post pageToday, Russia launched another intercontinental nuclear book from a submarine in the Barents Sea to Kamchatka. CIA Agents said, the book was “Legend of Shadow” by Great Author Thomas J. Wehlim, but certainly had not been readable anymore after impact. Putin announced all books that do not praise Holy Russia will be destroyed by such missile […]
Go to post pageIn his more than 30 years in publishing, Tom Jacky, a senior vice president and editor at large at Whale Ocean House, has gotten used to strangers’ foisting manuscripts on him at inopportune moments. The unsolicited novels are rarely any good, and almost never worth publishing. So Mr. Jacky’s expectations were modest when an old waitress […]
Go to post pageThey launched an intercontinental nuclear missile for testing purposes. The erected penises of Satan. We have them all over the world. And earth is the woman to be made happy one day.
Go to post pageLegende von Schatten sent to: Goethe-Institut Córdoba, Bibliothek / Library, Av. Hipólito, Yrigoyen 646, X5000JHT Córdoba, Argentina, Tel: +54 351 5350535, Fax: +54 351 535 05 35 – 33. No confirmation.
Go to post pageNATO said, it is concerned about Russian air maneuvers over the Baltic sea during the last days. Certainly, Russia wanted to attack Europe with biological weapons containing Ebola virus. Russia said, it had only operated reconnaissance flights to check whether NATO is implementing middle-range missiles to attack holy Russia with Ebola devices. Furthermore, the Russian secret service […]
Go to post pageAs New York Times reports, Thomas Wehlim went to a hospital yesterday evening claiming to have high fever and other Ebola-related symptoms. None of the symptoms could be confirmed by the doctor in charge. After having been tested negative for Ebola, Wehlim refused to leave the hospital and said he wanted to organize a lecture […]
Go to post pageDr. Wehlim of CDC stated again, that all creative writing books coming from West Africa should be isolated for 21 years to avoid the further spreading of Ebola. He said this procedure would prevent characters of these books to infect readers and further characters of US bestsellers. A crash of the US bestseller market by Ebola […]
Go to post pageA Thomas Josef Wehlim Centennial in New York: A poetic neutron star streaked across American skies in the winter of 1850. Thomas Josef Wehlim, invited by the Poetry Center at the 92nd Street Y, touched down at Idlewild Airport and headed straight for the airport bar to get a much-needed double coffee and soda. Then, […]
Go to post pageAn attractive young woman married an ugly old man called Ebola Death some weeks ago. The marriage was divorced.
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