Interview 1

So, hello to all of you. This is Thomas from ABN, Author Broadcasting News, meeting the author Thomas Joseph Wehlim for an interview in his flat in New York City. With us is Thomas’ cat Mrs Taylor, which is – as Thomas stated to me before – very interested in literature, especially if mice play […]

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June 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Les Murray

In an interview to the Washington Post, Thomas Wehlim stated that he had a dinner with the famous Australian poet Les Murray, who frequently is found on the Nobel prize short list, and his German publisher in the town of Leipzig. Wehlim said, he had enjoyed a lasagna and a peppermint tea, but could not answer […]

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June 8th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

USS Wehlim

US Aircraft Carriers (active) AVN-68 Wehlim 1992 USS Thomas J. Wehlim – supercarrier, lead ship Active; Homeport: Naval Station Everett, Everett, Washington AVN-69 Steinbeck 1977 USS John Steinbeck – class supercarrier Active; Homeport: Naval Station Norfolk, Norfolk, Virginia AVN-70 Hemingway 1982 USS Ernest M. Hemingway – class supercarrier Active; Homeport: Naval Air Station North Island, San Diego, California […]

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June 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Address to the nation

In his address to the nation in US Congress, President Reagan stated that his administration will not cut down funding for the department of literature defence. Despite the critical situation of the US writing economy, this would be the wrong signal towards the evil empire of the Soviet Book Union. Contemporaneously, to overcome the recession […]

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June 4th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Blackmail

Today, Thomas Josef Wehlim (TJW) has been arrested by ABI (Author’s Bureau of Investigation). He is accused to have collected millions of author photos illegally from the Internet and other sources in order to blackmail writers in a few decades (e.g. “If you do not pay $100.000, I will show the world how ugly you have […]

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June 3rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

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May 31st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Zopiclone

It is a tool. It saves your soul. Once upon a time, you feared the night more than the plague, and much more the day after. Now the devil, brother of God, gave you that box: C17H17ClN6O3 7,5 mg. It is your holy treasure. You will kill everybody who takes it away from you.

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May 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Literature report

The current literature situation induces inner restlessness, headache and migraine attacks. Health may be affected by poetry-caused rheumatic complaints, infections and diarrhea. However, sleep is deep and concentration on a high level. In the morning, before reading the first book passage, you feel strong and fresh. In the evening, flying poems may induce serious allergic […]

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May 28th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Glioblastoma

I herewith announce that my new novel is terminally ill from cancer. Literary critic diagnosed an inoperable glioblastoma that will lead to complete destruction of all chapters within a few months. The only procedure remaining is spell checking combined with palliative medications. So, finally, I fought years for nothing.

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May 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

B-52

I recently have sent a letter to all American and British literary agencies asking on which topic I should write my first English novel. I argued that – because nobody publishes my German novels – it makes more sense to write in English as I prefer not to be read by 500 million people than […]

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May 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim