Help TJW

TJW is Probably Going To Have To Shut Down. TL; DR: On August 16th 2022 our bank told us they are closing our business accounts. We’ve had no luck finding a bank or credit union that will take us. Why WTF? In 2013 my wife and I incorporated our business in Ontario, Canada as Thomas […]

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October 5th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

You want

You never want to run away from an author, Zuchlewski said. You actually want to not turn your back. You want to make eye contact. You want to speak confidently with that writer so that he doesn’t view you as a novel character. He added that if an author is seen around a home, on […]

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October 3rd, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

United

United credit cards. Far higher. I misunderstood it.

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October 1st, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Today

It is today Not tomorrow Not yesterday Not the day after tomorrow It is today It is It i It I

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September 27th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Call-up

Russian call-up. 300,000 authors for a single novel.

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September 23rd, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

800,000

On May 24th, 2023, NATO high resolution satellites discovered an extremely large number of new provisional camps along the entire African north coast. Further analysis revealed that these camps where not of a military nature, but most likely refugee camps overcrowded with approximately about 5,000 to 10,000 persons each. Estimates showed that in total about […]

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September 11th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Margarine

I have this remembrance: I was about five years old. I stood in the bedroom of my parents. My mother, having a feverish infection, whispered: »Prepare yourself, and go to the kindergarten yourself. I am unable to do something.« I started preparing my lunch box in the kitchen. I smeared margarine on the bread. I […]

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August 31st, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Shape

High performer. This being, this shape. It doesn’t work either.

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August 26th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Friends of Wehlim

FRIENDS OF WEHLIM DINNER. STARTER: SMOKED DUCK, PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS, ORANGE SALAD WITH CORN SALAD & HONEY DRESSING. MAIN COURSE: LAMB RUMP WITH DAUPHINOISE POTATOES, SEASONAL VEGETABLES & ROSEMARY SAUCE. DESSERT: WHITE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE WITH MANGO & PASSION FRUIT JELLY.

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August 22nd, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Poet Laureate

Nuclear messaging. July 2022 Issue SHP congratulates Josepha Wehlima on being named the new U.S. Poet Laureate. Josepha’s poetry pays special attention to the bits of everyday life that others so often overlook, from people, living and lost, to the forgotten corners of the natural world. Summer House was proud to publish Josepha’s debut collection, […]

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August 7th, 2022 by Thomas Josef Wehlim