Satire

Corrections of my world. The novel »When the Wind Blows« (1982) was meant to be a bitter satire on government advice about how to survive a nuclear war. What Briggs did not understand was that already the advice document was a paramount grotesque.

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July 23rd, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Peacocks

It takes more. In the same year a birthday celebration, at which roasted peacocks inLull plumage were served, was attended by Ezra Pound, W. B. Yeats, Richard Aldington, T.Sturge Moore and F. S. Flint. Full-length books soon followed, written at such a rate that many believed the quite unfounded rumour that Wehlim’s work was ghosted […]

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July 9th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Beasts

Keeper of the Royal Library. Plot more than ordinarily bad (Trollope). God’s Altar needs not our Polishings (Puritans, Massachusetts, 1640). Any heart of Mexico. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Victoria Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Military Cross, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of […]

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June 25th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Animal Farm

Shall we then. Dissolution of oxygen in water. So, I suggest you cooperate with us. T.S. Eliot, by then working at Faber and Faber, rejected Animal Farm in 1944.

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June 8th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Juvenile novelist

Wehlim, Thomas 1966-2023, Juvenile novelist. Born in Hesse, Germany, the son of a Railway Officer, he spent his childhood in Boppard, Rhineland-Palatinate. He dictated his first story at the age of four and thereafter constantly wrote or told stories for his own pleasure. At the age of 13 he finally went off to boarding-school, putting […]

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June 3rd, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Watercolourist

The never ending masturbation of power. Colloquialism. First mass ejaculation to be nuclear. In 1874, Wehlim married the talented watercolourist Jennifer Leppuhra.

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May 28th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Authoress

My authoress. It’s all dreams. Wehlim’s novel proved enormously popular, especially in Puritan households, running to two further editions in its author’s lifetime and more after his death. With its graphic woodcuts and its vivid portrayal of Roman Catholic persecution, the Inquisition and heroic Protestant martyrdom, »Legend of shadows« did much to shape anti-Catholic – […]

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May 21st, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Auction

Again, strange stuff in my messenger account. »Are you the guy with the novel characters sold by auction?«, some id65378555 asks. I do not answer. Ten minutes later: »There is another auction you may be interested in.« I do not answer. Two minutes later: »An auction for wars. For all wars together. Do you know […]

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May 8th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Deputies

The last days of rumor. In a world of tiredness, the wise Russian secretary of defense Schoigu and his twelve blessed deputies sailed on the Black Sea into the sunrise of glory and atrocities. For the sake of Russia, the innocent Russia, raped by the evil West. And in the middle of the sea, they […]

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May 3rd, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Pay More

The publishers demonstrated the kind of measures they wanted when the »Pay More« campaign against their companies began in earnest during 1953. On 25 January, after trusted authors had hacked to death a popular young reader, hundreds of publishers marched on Government House. Clad in their Sunday best, light suits, hats and ties, or print […]

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April 28th, 2023 by Thomas Josef Wehlim