Dictionaries

Russian dictionary. Consists of exactly seven words: Lie STOP Provocation STOP Sabotage STOP Spying STOP Traitor STOP Holy Russia. US dictionary. Consists of exactly ten words: Freedom STOP American People STOP In God we trust STOP Business STOP Oil STOP Evil.

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November 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nobel Prizes

NATO, the north-atlantic author treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his novel “Sir Russia” in […]

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November 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin leaves

Putin stated that because none of the other B20 (Book 20) summit participants in Australia really wanted to discuss his new book “Russia is great” in a fair and unemotional manner, he decided to leave earlier for Moscow. Contemporaneously, the German government expressed its concerns about the Russian activities with respect to the Serbs book […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

What they say

Ukraine says, from now on it will not transfer any money to authors in Eastern Ukraine, including transfers for author hospitals and author social services. Russia says, it has expelled a German author because of his really bad books. Germany says, this must be viewed as a response to the expelling of a Russian diplomat who […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Rosetta

Today, the European Space Agency’s (ESA) Rosetta mission successfully placed a small spacecraft on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a 2.5-mile-wide ball of rock, ice cream and dust moving faster than 40 miles an hour. Beside scientific examinations, one of the main goals of the mission is to place a steel box on “Churi” containing the complete […]

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November 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Invasion reloaded

Again, NATO stated that Russian troops have entered Ukraine. Again, Russia denied. One day, they will deny that the sun is shining and that earth is a globe. They all together betray as every day. As a result, we will only achieve war, nothing else. Not even graves will remain.

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November 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Waiting

Waiting for war. What is the prognosis? That we will have a hot war with Russia within the next five years? That China will join this war? EU / USA versus Russia / China? We have built nuclear weapons to use them one day. Such as my sleep disorder drugs.

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November 11th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

In Moscow, President Vladimir V. Putin has re-signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact to divide up Eastern Europe, in particular Ukraine. At the signing, Putin and resurrected Ribbentrop enjoyed warm conversations, exchanged toasts and further addressed the prior hostilities between the countries during 2014 as now having been overcome. They characterized EU and US as always attempting to disrupt Russian–German […]

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November 8th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear book

Today, Russia launched another intercontinental nuclear book from a submarine in the Barents Sea to Kamchatka. CIA Agents said, the book was “Legend of Shadow” by Great Author Thomas J. Wehlim, but certainly had not been readable anymore after impact. Putin announced all books that do not praise Holy Russia will be destroyed by such missile […]

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November 5th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Topol-M

They launched an intercontinental nuclear missile for testing purposes. The erected penises of Satan. We have them all over the world. And earth is the woman to be made happy one day.

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November 1st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim