Isolation

Dr. Wehlim of CDC stated again, that all creative writing books coming from West Africa should be isolated for 21 years to avoid the further spreading of Ebola. He said this procedure would prevent characters of these books to infect readers and further characters of US bestsellers. A crash of the US bestseller market by Ebola […]

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October 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dallas 1 cured

An attractive young woman married an ugly old man called Ebola Death some weeks ago. The marriage was divorced.

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October 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Mali zero

2 years girl. 2 years girl. Capital and largest city Bamako 12°39′N 8°0′W Official languages French Vernacular languages Bambara Ethnic groups 50% Mande 17% Fula 12% Voltaic (Senufo / Bwa) 10% Tuareg / Moor 6% Songhai 4% other Demonym Malian Government Unitary semi-presidential republic President Ibrahim Boubacar Keïta Prime Minister Moussa Mara Legislature National Assembly Independence […]

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October 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

New York zero

There is no reason for New Yorkers to be alarmed. You can’t get Ebola by casual contacts. We have been preparing for months for the threat posed by Ebola. Every hospital in New York is prepared for Ebola cases by specially trained health care workers.

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October 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Madrid zero cured

Madrid zero cured. Everything is under global control. Hamburg patient cured, too. The costs were about 2 million Euros.

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October 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dallas 2

Some evil force has written a sophisticated plot and is now performing it. We thought we would be actors but are nothing but supernumeraries bleeding to death. Everything is under control.

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Leipzig 1

Came on thursday last week. Died last night. There is nothing to worry said German secretary of health Thomas “the J” Wehlim. All novels will be completed. All short stories written. Standing ovations by all E-Zombies.

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dallas 1

In first case Ebola in United a hospital who an Liberian has positive the virus the test was early four after death Ebola Thomas Duncan Dallas Centers Disease and has confirmed diagnosis the Health Hospital Nina 26 reported low-grade Friday Texas of Health said a this was Pham and for the test was late knew second could […]

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October 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Conference E

During the International Conference on Medical Writing in Atlanta, Key speaker Thomas Wehlim shyly suggested to the administration, that in his opinion it is now time 1. to close all European and US airports for international flights 2. to control the borders effectively and 3. to establish a supranational executive committee with very extensive powers in order to […]

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October 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

World War E

West Africa. Congo. USA. Spain. We are waiting for more. There isn’t much time left to finish novels. The Spaniards made the fatal error zero. Decontamination in Madrid was performed only by the person itself. Not by two additional persons. But, it could have happened to anyone. May God be gracious to us. He will not […]

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October 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim